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Complications in a Celebration

Hey readers
How is life guys ??
There has been a substantial decrease in my episodes of overwhelming emotions. Now a days its just the good old me and that too a happy one but (There is always a butt), traveling still has that un-altering effect. When you see the trees running by, showing you the path you travel on, treading under a sky that looked exactly like it did while an incident happened in your life.
It is amazing how familiar threads in the web of memory tangle and there is a impalpable desire to untangle it. I had the pleasure to travel the same way that I used to while I was studying at my university in punjab and the threads that I managed to pluck on were pretty crazy.
The first day at the place
The first friends I made
The foreign teachers I had
The amount of work I used to do (I should've been paid for all that)
The first love of the university
The bonds that I formed.
So you know the tendency of the human mind about how it sees the doom and gloom first( its good if your brain doesn't act the same way). I remembered the two friends who are no longer it. Its fucking disgusting to know that a bond like that has been obliterated off of existence. Funny how people aren't able to understand their priorities and how much mistaken are those priorities by others too.
So coming to an entirely different yet similar concept
You know how a day might get bad ..?
Well my happy/nostalgic/jovial/celebratory day just took an about turn only to fall of a cliff.

1. The Hardhead
        You know how in every family there is an odd guy who is disliked by everyone both at physical and mental level.
Well that stupid was asking me something I don't know and kept on calling me And pestering me about it. What the fuck man, get your shit together and ask someone who might know something rather than someone who is shooting in the dark.

2.The self-righteous bastard
     So I get this call regarding my contact lenses and its from a friend who said that he got me 2 pairs for 500
I ask him if they are toric as I also have astigmatism. He says try if you can see through em.
You serious fuck-up I can see without my glasses too and the contact lenses are to correct the genetic flaw. If those can't do the job then what is the point of having those.


So, those would be highlights of the day
And my line of the day (the subtle version)

"Screwing from behind without a lubricant"

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